he’s thinking: “Please take me home with you!” The nice quiet forest is great,
but Deer Ugly wants to see the world...YOUR world!
He wants to explore the fantastic places you frequent. Like that room with the
desk and computer? What is THAT for? Not much I guess. Please write letters
to Deer Ugly. No, not emails. Real letters with real paper! But how would you begin
such a letter? Deer Ugly!